Met Office, Apple, YR, DWD and Tomorrow.io all get checked. We blend them by whichever has actually been most accurate lately, so you get one answer instead of five opinions.
The picture is now. The graph underneath is the whole day, from six in the morning to ten at night. Drag either one and the temperature, the sky and the picture follow the hour you land on.
Reading without your specs? Tap No glasses, top right.
Each one tells you when. NOW means go, a time means it opens up later today, and a day means that's the next good one. Beer only asks whether it's OUT or IN.
When rain is coming we say when, and whether it turns heavy. The percentage is the chance of any; the marks underneath are how much: one for a shower, two for wet, three for a soaking.
Seeing something different out of your window? Tap Report, top left, and dads nearby will see it.
Every day says what it is, like "Rain from ten" or "Mow it, tongs out". The wind arrow is coloured: green when it's calm enough to put things out, amber when it's windy enough to take them in.
Every forecast we make gets scored against real weather station readings. Have a look under Other stuff, then Accuracy. We publish the lot, including the bits we get wrong.
There's a dad joke every day, under Other stuff in the bottom right. Rate it, share it, or submit your own and it goes up against everyone else's. The winner is announced on Sunday evening. Standards are low.
Choose what gets sent to your phone.
If it's a good 'un, it could be the joke of the day.
Rate Weather for Dads, honest pours only.