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Dad joke of the week

Dad joke of the week, 15 June 2026 to 21 June 2026

The winner: "Why are cemeteries so noisy Cause of all the coffin" It took 5 ratings on its day, and 3 dads spilt their beer.

How did the week's jokes rank?

Why are cemeteries so noisy

Cause of all the coffin

Sent in by Rich

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

Don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Why are cemeteries so noisy

Cause of all the coffin

Sent in by Rich

Why are cemeteries so noisy

Cause of all the coffin

Sent in by Rich

Why are cemeteries so noisy

Cause of all the coffin

Sent in by Rich

Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.

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