The winner: "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one." It took 3 ratings on its day, and 1 dad spilt their beer.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke.
But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why was the belt arrested?
It was holding up a pair of trousers.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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