The winner: "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." It took 2 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why are cemeteries so noisy
Cause of all the coffin
Sent in by Rich
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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