The winner: "What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing. It just waved." It took 3 ratings on its day, and 1 dad spilt their beer.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
I told my dog a joke about hot dogs.
He said it was the wurst.
I used to hate facial hair.
Then it grew on me.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
How do you organise a space party?
You planet.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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