The winner: "Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems." It took 4 ratings on its day, and 1 dad spilt their beer.
Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.
She whispered: 'They're right behind you.'
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why are elevators so calm?
Because they have their ups and downs.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
Don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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