The winner: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." It took 4 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke.
But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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