The winner: "Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space." It took 6 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why was the belt arrested?
It was holding up a pair of trousers.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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