The winner: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired." It took 4 ratings on its day, and 1 dad spilt their beer.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
I used to hate facial hair.
Then it grew on me.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
How do you organise a space party?
You planet.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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