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Dad joke of the week

Dad joke of the week, 10 August 2026 to 16 August 2026

The winner: "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese." It took 5 ratings on its day, and 3 dads spilt their beer.

How did the week's jokes rank?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

Don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Why are elevators so calm?

Because they have their ups and downs.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

I told my dog a joke about hot dogs.

He said it was the wurst.

Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.

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