The winner: "I thought about using a colander to look at the eclipse But I was worried I might strain my eyes" It took 7 ratings on its day, and 3 dads spilt their beer.
I thought about using a colander to look at the eclipse
But I was worried I might strain my eyes
I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help
…but I stand corrected
Sent in by MaraQ
I replaced my rooster with a duck
Now I wake up at the quack of dawn
Sent in by Rich
What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo Bee
Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems.
Why can’t pirates finish the alphabets?
Because they get lost at C
Sent in by Rich
What did the twig say to the windscreen wiper
Leaf me alone
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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