The winner: "I don't trust trees. They look a little shady." It took 6 ratings on its day, and 3 dads spilt their beer.
I don't trust trees.
They look a little shady.
Cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
In one ear, out the udder.
I can't take the dog to the park any more, the ducks keep biting him.
Should have seen it coming. He's pure bread.
My barometer has stopped working.
It was under a lot of pressure.
The doctor told me I was going deaf.
It was hard to hear.
My mate had to quit his job at the gym, he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice.
Someone has stolen my limbo stick.
I mean, how low can you go?
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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