The winner: "I asked the electrician to fix the doorbell. He never rang back." It took 3 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
I asked the electrician to fix the doorbell.
He never rang back.
My mate fell into the sofa factory.
He's fully recovered.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I told the farmer his cows looked fed up.
He said they were in a bad moo-d.
I bought a boomerang that doesn't come back.
It's just a stick.
My mate got a job at the bakery.
He really kneaded the dough.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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