The winner: "How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle." It took 3 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?
You step in a poodle.
Why does lightning shock everyone?
It doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Why did the weatherman bring soap to work?
He was forecasting a light shower.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did the hailstone say to the roof?
Sorry, I'll let myself in.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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