The winner: "Why did the umbrella get promoted? It always covered for everyone." It took 3 ratings on its day, and 1 dad spilt their beer.
Why did the umbrella get promoted?
It always covered for everyone.
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted a power plant.
I bought a wooden whistle.
It wooden whistle.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
Why don't you see clouds in prison?
Lightning always makes a bolt for it.
What's a tornado's favourite party game?
Twister.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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