The winner: "I've started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness." It took 3 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
I've started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey.
Then I turned myself around.
What do you call a dog that does magic?
A labracadabrador.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash.
My mate says he can build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen his face when I drove pasta.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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