The winner: "Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed." It took 7 ratings on its day, and 4 dads spilt their beer.
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed.
What do you call a factory that makes passable products?
A satisfactory.
What do you call 100 rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hairline.
My mate got hit by a can of fizzy drink.
He was fine, it was a soft drink.
What did one French person say to the other?
I don't know, I don't speak French.
I tried to organise a hide and seek tournament.
Good players are hard to find.
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
They taste like sheet.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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