The winner: "I spent two grand on a belt that didn't fit. It was a huge waist." It took 6 ratings on its day, and 3 dads spilt their beer.
I spent two grand on a belt that didn't fit.
It was a huge waist.
What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
How do trees get online?
They log on.
I used to run a dating service for chickens.
I couldn't make hens meet.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks:
Is this stool taken?
What do lawyers wear to work?
Lawsuits.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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