The winner: "What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam." It took 5 ratings on its day, and 3 dads spilt their beer.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him it's the last thing I need.
My son got cross when I told him the sky's the limit.
He wants to be an astronaut.
I used to be addicted to soap.
I'm clean now.
I tried water polo the other day.
My horse drowned.
I went to a really emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Did you know Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother?
Broco Lee.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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