The winner: "What did the wind say to the washing line? Don't get your knickers in a twist." It took 5 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
What did the wind say to the washing line?
Don't get your knickers in a twist.
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies.
What do clouds do when they get rich?
They make it rain.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the barbecue?
He heard the burgers were on the house.
What do you call a month's worth of rain in Britain?
A Tuesday.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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