The winner: "Why don't skeletons get into fights? They don't have the guts." It took 6 ratings on its day, and 2 dads spilt their beer.
Why don't skeletons get into fights?
They don't have the guts.
Why did the burger go to the gym?
To get better buns.
What Tree grows on your hand
palm
What did the grass say to the lawnmower?
Cut it out.
How much stance should you give fungi?
As mushroom as possible
Sent in by Dad in Morden
What did the sausage say to the barbecue?
Let's not turn this into a grilling.
Why did the dad wear two coats to paint the fence?
The tin said two coats.
Ratings: spilt my beer 5 points, hard nose exhale 3, short nap 1. Ties go to the joke with more ratings.
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